Well, not really, but I do have an opportunity for one lucky winner to get lots of other free stuff. (Interesting sidenote: the world can’t seem to make up its mind about swag and schwag, except that the latter seems to be the prefered stoner term and the former actually shows up in a real dictionary.)
Anyway, if you’re interested in getting some, I have in my possession one free pass to the Exhibits at the ALA conference. It’s sponsored by the National Library of Medicine, so if you want some swag in the sense of trinkets, you could even stop by their booth (#3202) to talk about the potential health effects of schwag in the sense of low-grade pot.
First person to write me at lauracrossett [at] hailmail [dot] net gets the pass.